If You Give A Mom A Chocolate Doughnut

Well I guess I am feeling a little creative tonight, maybe it's the lack of sleep or maybe it's the constant reading of childrens books, but here is the story of my night....

If a Mom has a really bad day she may ask for a chocolate doughnut.
If you give a Mom a chocolate doughnut she will ask for a glass of milk.
If you give her a glass of milk she will spill it all the way down the front of her.
When she spills the milk she will remember that she has not had a shower yet today.
She will start to get ready for a shower and will then remember that she has to pump before taking a shower.
She will pump and then get in the shower and will begin thinking about all the things she needs to do tomorrow.
Suddenly she will remember that she has 101 free prints from shutterfly that she must order TONIGHT!
As she is thinking about pictures and chores she will make up a silly story and decide it needs to become a blog post.
When she gets out of the shower she will sit down and write her blog, then order her pictures.
She will warm up dinner for her husband when he gets home and then crawl into bed exhausted.
As soon as her head hits her pillow she will suddenly have exactly 1,000,000 thoughts.
Her thoughts will slowly transform into dreams, dreams of finished chores and lots of sleep.
As soon as she hits the blissful REM sleep she is woken by her wonderful beautiful screaming baby who for some reason is morally opposed to sleep.
As she sleep walks to the rocker to nurse him she will begin to think about how sleepy she is, this makes her a little grumpy and then she starts to think about her yummy bag of chocolate doughnuts that she has hid in the kitchen.

The End

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